Send your ass to Hardee's

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When someone is trying to bullshit you, rip you off, or wrong you in any way you tell them to send your ass to Hardee's.

"Man did you scratch up my ride" "no" "Man you best send your ass to Hardee's"

"Man this guy was trying to sell me a broke ass watch for $20. Right. I told him he needs to send his ass to Hardee's"

Send your ass to Hardee's by C-Hizzle222 March 23, 2010

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Hardee's Malt Shake

The act of cumming in a girls asshole when there is shit already in her asshole or she is trying to shit in your mouth. The vanilla malt shake is when you cum in a girls asshole and stick your penis in her ass. Chocolate malt shake is done with the girl shitting on your dick and the strawberry malt shake is with the girl bleeding on your cock.

She couldn't win when I gave her a hardee's malt shake.

Hardee's Malt Shake by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

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Hardee's

A fast food restaurant, also called Carl's Jr. in some areas. Some people cannot handle their food; as a result, they shit themselves for hours on end. It is not a pleasant experience.

Friend 1: Where's Bobby at?
Friend 2: He ate Hardee's earlier... catch my drift?
Friend 1: I will go get him some extra toilet paper.

Hardee's by BlackSabbath1977 April 30, 2009

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Hardee's Breakfast Hour

A group of senior citizens

I went to pick up Smash Ultimate today, but I found myself caught in a Hardee's Breakfast Hour.

Hardee's Breakfast Hour by OmniMitch December 7, 2018

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hardeep and simran

in love

they are so hardeep and simran

hardeep and simran by Gbum2 January 19, 2018

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the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.

"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "

the water that hardens the egg softens the potato by penisshakes March 29, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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