Haram police

Police who object to the wrong doing of haram thingz

We the force of haram police are here to un do the haram doings.

by Jonny Dings November 26, 2020

haram police

a bunch of b.s. filled muslims whom choose to criticize, judge and put down other muslims on the internet or in real life.

Haram Police Officer: la ilaha illa allah, her ankles are showing. HARAM!

by littleredroze June 6, 2018

Haram Police

Muslims who will judge you and criticize every single thing you do even if it’s unnecessary. These muslims typically tend to call themselves “super religious” or “follower of the right path of Islam” these types of Muslims think they’re obligated to judge you and change your habits like they’re Allah themselves. They use the phrase “I’m not judging you, I’m guiding you.” To get away with harsh criticism. When proven wrong they either say “Astagfirallah” or “may Allah guide you”

Haram Police Officer #1: “Sister why is your ankles showing? ASTAGHFIRALLAH!”
Muslim woman: ...?
Haram Police Officer #2: “Brother is that a bit of gold I see on your watch? I’m ashamed of you. May Allah guide you to the right path...”
Muslim man: ...?

by BigDaddyDagger November 30, 2020

Haram Police

"Haram police" is a term used to identify those Muslim's who think they criticize and put down other Muslims, either in real life or online.

(haram is a term used to describe something forbidden in islam)

*Girl in video is showing her neck while wearing hijab*
Haram police: Astagfirullah (seek forgivness in god), this girl is showing her neck while wearing hijab. Haram!

by sssss19 September 9, 2025