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happy pirate 

when a guy cums in his lady's eye making me cover her eye like an eye patch and then he kicks her in the shin making her kick her leg up (kinda like a wooden leg i guess) making her jump around like a happy little pirate :D

mitchell gave tiffany a happy pirate last night
~DAMN theres NOT a visene for that!
(no wonder she said her shins hurt)
happy pirate by shaqwandah October 25, 2007

happy pirate 

its when a male is having his cock sucked and before he cums, he pulls it out and goes in one the person's eye then instantly after he slaps the person with his member and the person goes yarrrrrrr.
happy pirate by Smatt October 23, 2003

happy pirate 

When a person is so high that one of their eyes closes like a pirate wearing an eye patch
we spoked 3 blunts alex was a happy pirate
happy pirate by catoxx3 March 3, 2011

the happy pirate

when your getting a blowjob and you hand you partner an eye patch and fake leg, finish and start role playing, the more polite version of the angry pirate
jessi, i just got the happy pirate from mike, he is the most awesome guy ever
the happy pirate by bobdole117 June 17, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026