Happy Patties 

Before a man has anal sex with a woman, He puts lettuce in her rectumm and proceeds to ram it in. After it is thouroughly rammed, he urinates on it and then eats it.

Screw iceburg lettuce, happy pattie lettuce is the bomb!

Happy Patties by Jakemasta flex June 9, 2003

happy panties 

A description of the feeling of being so arroused that you experience moisture in your undergarments

OMG that pic just gave me some happy panties

happy panties by HP69 May 26, 2018

Happy panties 

When a girl is so turned on by someone or something that she experiences moisture in her underwear

Watching him dance gives me some serious happy panties.

As soon as he took off his shirt, I had a case of the happy panties.

Happy panties by HP69 May 28, 2018