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Happy hole 

Yo, Vanessa has the widest happy hole in the 13th grade
Happy hole by Wito nasty May 31, 2020

Happy Hole Hat 

To stick ones hands up anothers bum hole, spread it out, and put it over your head thus resembling a hat
dude when i happy hole hatted ben his asshole started to bleed
Happy Hole Hat by Zamik Aramath December 29, 2010

plunging the happy hole 

Slang term for female masturbation.
"Katie moans real loud when she plunges her happy hole for me on the phone so i can have more fun whackin' it"

happy fun hole of mystery

the vagina , also known as uncle willys diving well.
It was a dark lonely night , Sally looked at me intently. Did i dare enter the happy fun hole of mystery?

happy trail pot hole

when you pull out of a chick and fill her belly up with cum similar to the way a pot hole in the road does when raining
Dude, do you need the dry-vac up on the top bunk?
Actually yes i do, i just happy trail pot hole'ed some bitch up here.

Happy Holes

Any opening on the human body where a penis can be inserted, such as ears,mouth or anus and so on.
Dom had so much fun playing with Sabrina's Happy Holes the other day. She really enjoyed it.
Happy Holes by CumBuster69 October 3, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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