Happy Handshake 

HandJob. Manual Stimulation by someone other than youself.

I know we can't have sex this week. How about a happy handshake?

Happy Handshake by Mxpxpunkohio February 13, 2009

Happy meal handshake 

A pact made when someone uses another persons idea but is not going to split any of the proceeds for its success, except for a happy meal.

Burt: “This area could really use a wine and cheese store”

Ernie: “Great idea. I might steal that. Happy meal handshake?

Happy meal handshake by George Zidd August 28, 2019