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Happy Card 

A greeting card saturated in an illicit drug such as heroin, LSD, cocaine, or methamphetamine and sent into prison.
Ex. 1

"A happy card is a greeting card that is usually saturated in a narcotic. So you get -- it's my birthday. They'll saturate -- they'll liquefy methamphetamine, say an ounce of methamphetamine, in a small amount of water and spray it onto a card, or saturate it in some fashion, let it dry, write on the card, and send it in. It's odorless, colorless, and it gets right in. It can also contain heroin, LSD, cocaine."

Rene 'Boxer' Enriquez, USA v. Jaimez et al, September 12, 2018.

Ex. 2

Huero Rana: Hey homey! It's my birthday! You know what that means!

Borrego: Bro: How we gonna have a stripper party in prison?

Huero Rana: No fool! I'm getting my Happy Card today! It's gonna be dope, if ya know what I mean!

Borrego: Right on homey! Break me off some of that shit!
Happy Card by FAIMnatic October 21, 2020
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happytard 

A pejorative nickname for someone who goes around being so chipper and upbeat, even ecstatic at times, that it comes across as a deficit.
I don’t know if it is chemically Induced or not but that woman is quite simply a straight up happytard.
happytard by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2019