A game played by men and women in a group where the woman places a clean pressed handkerchief (hanky) around a mans testicles / scrotum (sack) and massages the testies with the handkerchief so the man gets an erection.
Once a full erection is reached, another person in the group starts a stopwatch / timer as the woman continues to massage the testies in order to make the man ejaculate. As soon as the man ejaculates the timer is stopped. The woman or the man cannot touch the penis during this time as it will result in disqualification.
If the man ejaculates in less that 1 minute he gets 5 points, less than 2 minutes he gets 4 points, less than 3 minutes he gets 3 points...etc.., after 5 minutes, if the man has not ejaculated he is disqualified. However if the man has a very large ejaculation he can gain a bonus point.
Other handkerchiefs can be placed on around the mans groin and stomach as an additional turn on and to catch the ejaculate.
The woman can also strip naked and play with her nipples / vagina to encourage the mans ejaculation.
Once a full erection is reached, another person in the group starts a stopwatch / timer as the woman continues to massage the testies in order to make the man ejaculate. As soon as the man ejaculates the timer is stopped. The woman or the man cannot touch the penis during this time as it will result in disqualification.
If the man ejaculates in less that 1 minute he gets 5 points, less than 2 minutes he gets 4 points, less than 3 minutes he gets 3 points...etc.., after 5 minutes, if the man has not ejaculated he is disqualified. However if the man has a very large ejaculation he can gain a bonus point.
Other handkerchiefs can be placed on around the mans groin and stomach as an additional turn on and to catch the ejaculate.
The woman can also strip naked and play with her nipples / vagina to encourage the mans ejaculation.
Derek managed to score 6 points in last night’s game of Hanky Sack. It took him only 23.7 seconds to ejaculate and required 3 handkerchiefs to clean up afterwards!
by Hanky Sacker April 6, 2010
Get the Hanky Sack mug.1. sucking and licking my scrotum (like the girls do in Jonni Darkko’s films “Suck Balls” (2010); “Suck Balls 2” (2011) & “Suck Balls 3” (2013); all released by pornographic production studio Evil Angel).
2. riding me hard or dogging me (as a boss does to a peon worker or something like that); or incessantly annoying or pestering me in some way.
3. talking (id est: "yacking" or in this case "yackin'") to me in such a way that you are incessantly annoying or pestering me with your prattle.
Examples for #s 2 & 3:
2. Would you stop yackin’ my hacky sack about the Dallas job. I told you three times already, I have another customer’s order that takes priority. I won’t be able to get to the Dallas account until next week, probably not till Thursday or so. Jesus!
3. My little nephew followed me around all day telling me about his model train set and his dream of being the world’s first interplanetary janitorial supplies salesman. I mean I got to the point where I just couldn’t stand it. I finally knelt down, smacked him across the face and vociferated, more in desperation than malevolence: “would you please! stop yackin’ my hacky sack, just for 10 minutes, please!” But it didn’t make any difference. I mean, I guess, what do you expect on Thanksgiving, right. Sheesh, . . . family.
2. riding me hard or dogging me (as a boss does to a peon worker or something like that); or incessantly annoying or pestering me in some way.
3. talking (id est: "yacking" or in this case "yackin'") to me in such a way that you are incessantly annoying or pestering me with your prattle.
Examples for #s 2 & 3:
2. Would you stop yackin’ my hacky sack about the Dallas job. I told you three times already, I have another customer’s order that takes priority. I won’t be able to get to the Dallas account until next week, probably not till Thursday or so. Jesus!
3. My little nephew followed me around all day telling me about his model train set and his dream of being the world’s first interplanetary janitorial supplies salesman. I mean I got to the point where I just couldn’t stand it. I finally knelt down, smacked him across the face and vociferated, more in desperation than malevolence: “would you please! stop yackin’ my hacky sack, just for 10 minutes, please!” But it didn’t make any difference. I mean, I guess, what do you expect on Thanksgiving, right. Sheesh, . . . family.
Example for #1:
1. Ralf: That slut Phoenix Marie was crazy on my cock last night man! She’s all messy and sloppy with the blowjob, and she does everything, I mean she’s an all-rounder when it comes to the oral sex action. She started out sucking dick like the pro she is, but then she started yackin' my hacky sack and shovin’ her fingers down her throat to get profuse amounts of sputum on the bag, rubbin’ it all around the lose sweaty bumpy skin and slurping it back up along with the tea bag, then with all this spit and my bag in her mouth she practically starts ululating, making this gargling spit sound and humming vibration feeling trying to get me to bust. Shit, but what finally lit me off was when right after all that she swallowed the cock down her throat and vacuumed up the balls into her mouth too, just sitting there on her knees, sputtering and gagging all this sloppy slimy spit out her mouth and nose, with most of it streaming out her nose ‘cause her mouth and throat were filled with my cock and balls!
Shit man, it was crazy, and the worst part is, she didn’t finish ‘til Isha prayer was five minutes in, so I was late for that.
Tim (disapprovingly shaking his head from side to side with one corner of his mouth in an unsatisfied looking smirk): huh, figures. I tell ya . . . bitches.
1. Ralf: That slut Phoenix Marie was crazy on my cock last night man! She’s all messy and sloppy with the blowjob, and she does everything, I mean she’s an all-rounder when it comes to the oral sex action. She started out sucking dick like the pro she is, but then she started yackin' my hacky sack and shovin’ her fingers down her throat to get profuse amounts of sputum on the bag, rubbin’ it all around the lose sweaty bumpy skin and slurping it back up along with the tea bag, then with all this spit and my bag in her mouth she practically starts ululating, making this gargling spit sound and humming vibration feeling trying to get me to bust. Shit, but what finally lit me off was when right after all that she swallowed the cock down her throat and vacuumed up the balls into her mouth too, just sitting there on her knees, sputtering and gagging all this sloppy slimy spit out her mouth and nose, with most of it streaming out her nose ‘cause her mouth and throat were filled with my cock and balls!
Shit man, it was crazy, and the worst part is, she didn’t finish ‘til Isha prayer was five minutes in, so I was late for that.
Tim (disapprovingly shaking his head from side to side with one corner of his mouth in an unsatisfied looking smirk): huh, figures. I tell ya . . . bitches.
by Vikki Jezebel Blood January 17, 2014
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A fun, yet addicting game played with your legs. Played in a circle with as much people as possible, the general goal is to have everyone kick the sack before it hits the ground; a hack. once that gets boring you can freestyle.
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by Jeremy March 28, 2005
Get the hacky sack mug.A Hacky sack is a small bag filled with small pebbles or beads that is used to play a game with your feet. The object is to keep the Hacky sack in the air and off the ground for as many hits as possible and try to have everyone in the hack circle to hit it at least once. Once you are good enough you may attempt tricks such as behind the leg, around the world, stalls, ankle breaker, up and over, etc.
There are also a variety of other gmaes to play with a hacky sack such as
Killer Hack- a certain amount of people must touch the hack and then anyone can grab it out of the air and whip it at another person in the circle. If you are hit you are out for that game.
Power Hack- Everyone tried to hit the hacky sack as high into the air as possible, and make amazing saves to keep it going.
4 Square- Normally played with hands and a large ball that bounces, the rules are very similar but you play with a hacky sack and your feet. If you let the Hacky sack land in your square you are out and someone new comes in.
Hacky sack is a sociable game and can be thought of as a minor sport, no doubt that this game will eventually make it to the olypics as many irregular sports/games have. I dont know if there will be many competitors though because many hackyers are stoners, and you are not allowed drugs during the olympics.
There are also a variety of other gmaes to play with a hacky sack such as
Killer Hack- a certain amount of people must touch the hack and then anyone can grab it out of the air and whip it at another person in the circle. If you are hit you are out for that game.
Power Hack- Everyone tried to hit the hacky sack as high into the air as possible, and make amazing saves to keep it going.
4 Square- Normally played with hands and a large ball that bounces, the rules are very similar but you play with a hacky sack and your feet. If you let the Hacky sack land in your square you are out and someone new comes in.
Hacky sack is a sociable game and can be thought of as a minor sport, no doubt that this game will eventually make it to the olypics as many irregular sports/games have. I dont know if there will be many competitors though because many hackyers are stoners, and you are not allowed drugs during the olympics.
"Lets get a hacky sack circle going!" (circle game because it was invented by stoners, who unconsciously always form a circle.
by Frazer the Hacky Blazer June 11, 2006
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Get the Hacky Sack Day mug.Best time killing game ever invented and is very usefull when trying to fuck with teachers ect. at school.
Lets go play hack in the hall during lunch untill we get kicked out and have to go to another hallway.
by jordan May 8, 2004
Get the hacky sack mug.a game played mostly by pot heads. if youre not a pot head but are good, get ready to be called a pot head. really a form a lazy man soccer. kick the bag, hope everyone in the circle hits the bag, if not, pick it up and try again. the ultimate time killer that doesnt get anwhere near as much respect as it deserves.
DUDE! that mercenary hacky-sacker is doing so many crunchin moves! YEAH! GO HACKY-SACKER! ROCK THIS BITCH!
by mercenary February 14, 2003
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