Handcestors

HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never born who could have been one's parents/uncles/great-grand-aunts etc. but couldn't due to male masturbation.
I wonder what my handcestors would have been like if they were my ancestors instead.
by Gethturbator February 04, 2016
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handcestors

HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never to be born due to male masturbation.
I wiped those handcestors off on a dirty sock.
by Tara Cuda November 23, 2015
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