handcestors 

HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never to be born due to male masturbation.

I wiped those handcestors off on a dirty sock.

handcestors by Tara Cuda February 1, 2016

Handcestors 

HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never born who could have been one's parents/uncles/great-grand-aunts etc. but couldn't due to male masturbation.

I wonder what my handcestors would have been like if they were my ancestors instead.

Handcestors by Gethturbator October 4, 2016