handcannon

huge pistol of some sort I.E. .44 mag, .454 casull, .50AE, .500 S&W

guy #1: check this piece out

guy#2: holy shit that things a fucking handcannon!!

by carlbittner March 26, 2009

Hebrew Handcannon

To prevent yourself from ejaculating for 2 months, then applying tartar sauce to the head of your penis. Then masturbating with a condom on over the sauce. Before you finish you cut the rubber so it's just on you head. You then place a yamaka on your hard head and use the power of your love fuel to project it at any given target.

Dude, I fired my Hebrew Handcannon clear across the street last night!

by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009

Headcannon

A personal belief or interpretation about a story or pice of media that has not been confirmed nor denied in the media itself.

It’s my headcannon that they eventually make it back home, but we’ll never know because the series ended with them attempting to escape.

by Hellohihey February 9, 2020

hand cannon

Large caliber handgun, usually magnum catridges, such as .357 Magnum, .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express, .454 Casull. Also, commonly in reference to revolvers.

"Marvin, why didn't you tell us there was a guy in the bathroom with a hand cannon?!?" - Vince, Pulp Fiction

by Big Tim July 31, 2003

Filipino Hand Cannon

When having sex with a woman, the man tells her he is going to ejaculate on her face. He asks her to close her eyes, when she does, he punches said woman in the face.

'All my relationships end after I do the Filipino Hand Cannon'

by Batman's anus May 5, 2013

Polish Hand-Cannon

When both fists are inserted into the anus and vaganal area, in a fast, pumping motion.

“Yeah I gave Bekka a Polish Hand-Cannon last night”
“I hope André gives me a Polish Hand-Cannon tonight”

by Booeyy July 11, 2018

headcannon

A miniature cannon mounted on one’s head. Used mainly to prank unsuspecting friends. A headcannon is very difficult to ignore.

“I’ve got a new headcannon.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.”
*launches cannonball at friend*

by coyotedomino March 2, 2018