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(verb)
When couples are in a social setting and feel it is improper to make out, hand sex occurs. Hand sex is being very sexual with another person using only the hands and fingers. Usually includes stroking and caressing of each other’s hands. Although seemingly discreet, it can still generate much uncomfortable-ness when done in a social setting. Incidentally, hand sex almost never happens in private.
Brian, stop having hand sex with your girl! It's just weird, man.
hand sex by Assessment January 4, 2004
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When a couple holds hands passionately. Usually involves some weird movement of the hands. Most of the time the two don't realize they're having hand sex until one notices. for example:
"what are our hands doing?" "I dont know" "It looks like they're on acid!!"

"hey hand... lets smoke something then rub up against each other"
J:"So,what'd you and jhett do tonight"
B:"Oh nothing, just had some hand sex while we listened to Zeppelin. Why, what did you and Jenna do?
J:"....same thing, but.... well we'll just leave it at that"
B:"HA! sure, sure... w/e"
hand sex by Betheckles June 11, 2006
While holding hands making gestures that involves both party's hands. Is exciting for both people when you cant make out or touch each other any other way, especially when others are around.
Me:Today I was in the back seat of Drew's car and he was in the front passenger seat and all we could do was have hand sex!

Mindy: What?! Tell me about it!

Me: Well, he was making very suggestive gestures about sex and what was on his mind, it happened to be on my mind as well!

Mindy: What is fun?

Me: Yes, I was getting very turned on and so was he! I couldn't wait to get out of the car!
Hand Sex by G-thang, b-thang May 12, 2010
where you have sex with your hands minus the touching of the genitals.....so basically holding hands and stuff....but not touching any umm ya know...
me and tristan had hand sex last night!! it was magical... :D
hand sex by monalie July 1, 2005
usein hands for sex fingerin ,hand jobs,etc.
me and jon were messin around last night and i gave him hand sex
hand sex by seth the gay January 8, 2008
Hand sex; (noun) A thing or most usually known as an action requiring hands and arms, this action could be performed by one person, but that's really sad dude, it's a sensual feeling that isn't normally common place, it should be illegal in public but due to it's recent discovery it has not yet been illegal
"Bro did you see Jon and Aaliyah have hand sex?"

"Dude I did, it's just not natural"
"I don't know maybe they're on to something"
Hand sex by ちゃいろ August 27, 2022

second hand sex

When someone experiences sexual intercourse indirectly.
Those people in the next room are fucking and I can hear them. I'm a victim of second-hand sex
second hand sex by maddox February 16, 2005
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