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hand sanitizer kink 

when someone always uses your hand sanitizer and moans
person one: ugh so oily 😩 gimme more

person two: what the fuck person one

person three: i think person one has a hand sanitizer kink, no he definitely has one

Hand Sanitizer 

Damn that hand sanitizer is expensive

hand sanitizer 

A product that helps you discover new cuts you never knew you had.
I forgot that I had a cut on my pinky finger, so hand sanitizer made me remember it again.

3 Hand Sandy

A sexual act between 3 people. When a guy has someone to his left and right (can be either male or female). Each of the individuals use one of their hands to jack off the guy.

The term 3 hand sandy is short for a 3 hand sandwich which became very popular in gay bath houses in the 70's.
Jim: "What were you doing all that time in the steam room with Bob and Ted?"

John: "We were all sitting on the bench and they decided to give me a 3 hand sandy."
3 Hand Sandy by Young Wheezy August 26, 2009

hand sanitizer 

Soap that kills 99%-99.99% (depending on how bold the marketers are) of germs without using water. You'll usually find hand sanitizer in classrooms, offices, and stores.
I didn't use Purell's hand sanitizer since it only killed 99.9% of germs. It seems much safer to use CVS' generic hand sanitizer since it kills 99.99% of germs.

Hand Sanitizer 

Before the end times, you used to be able to buy hand sanitizer without taking out a loan.