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Hand Touch 

When one is walking with his mate, and their hands touch thus making both mates uncomfortable
"gah hand touch"
"my b"
Hand Touch by Drizlocks October 12, 2008
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Two Hand Touch 

Used to describe something that is ghetto. Word originally came from "Two Hand Touch" Football, the crappy way to play football.
When I went to McDonalds I got a Big Mac and it didn't look shit like the one on the comerical. That Big Mac was Two Hand Touch!!!
Two Hand Touch by WCFC2005 November 21, 2005

Two Hand Touch 

A sexual act between a man and a woman where the man always has both of his hands somewhere on her body, this usually ends up in her getting fingered in the ass and vagina at the same time.
Guy 1:"Yo last night I used the two hand touch on this girl"
Guy 2:"Nice bro so you used both you're hands at all times so you could finger her in the ass and vagina at the same time?"
Guy 1:"Yeah mate she moaned so loud, It was so hot!"

Two-Hand Touch

A two-hand touch is when a swimmer touches the wall with both hands at the same time during a breaststroke or butterfly turn or finish.
She did a perfect two-hand touch and finished the race.
Two-Hand Touch by si676767 September 9, 2026

Second Hand Testicle Touch 

It's when you leave your hand on your balls for a while then take your hand off of them and touch someone; either shaking their hand, slapping their face, etc. So just like second hand smoke the person on the recieving end of this will be second handedly touching your nuts.
"Dude today Cory really pissed me off, so I had to give him the old Second Hand Testicle Touch!"

knob hand door touch 

The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!
Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful

Another hand touches the beacon 

Also called a kidney stone, the beacon is a multi sided sphere around the size of a basket ball which another person touches
Him: " hey, you wanna play dnd with my new dice I found "
Me: " another hand touches the beacon
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