Hand Job

The definition of a hand job, sorta like an orgasm but where the woman/male does it for you. Whatever your sexuality is. So basically, your playing with the mans penis. Rubbing, going up and down with your hand, making it feel like he has his penis in your vagina hole. Its gives great pleasure sometimes enough for cum to come out.
My girlfriend and I were hanging out. I'd never had a hand job so I decided to make her a little horny by making out with her. As soon as you know it my pants are off and my penis is in her hand. As shes moves her hand up and down I start to cum. Best hand job ever.
by Dan Edward. August 03, 2008
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I gave my boyfriend the best hand job last night. His parents went out, so we turned off the lights to watch a movie. At the start of the movie i leaned over and french him. Then i leaned over and started to undid his belt, he got all tense. Next i pulled his pants to about his knees, just incase his parents cam back. i cupped his balls and then started to rub his shaft slowly at first then faster. It was driving him crazy, so i grabbed the end of his shaft and sqeezed with a little pressure. He cummed all over the fucking place. After that we totally did IT!!!!!!!!!!
by Ms. Oo La la May 30, 2008
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When a man or a woman grabs/holds onto, or caresses with a gliding stroke, a penis, to the point of a white gooey mess. Handtastic!
I wanted a blow job, but she gave me a hand job instead.
by Pink and moist July 27, 2008
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When you take your hand and put it with the other and pray to God
”Have you given Jusus a Hand Job today, honey?”
Mom, what the fuck
by SuperSonnek November 28, 2020
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when sum one wacks off a guy
"damn she gives good hand jobs. You should get one."
by Tyz Gurl January 20, 2003
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When you make a contract on a hand shake and the other party breaches and fails to perform
On a handshake I agreed to fix my girlfriends car and she agreed to by me dinner, instead she gave me a hand job.
by Caveat Emptor August 08, 2013
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Never accept this. Use something the guy can't use on himself. Blow jobs are the minimum.
Why give me a hand job when I have way more practice at it than you
by sutf November 21, 2011
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