Hand Blumpkin

The act of jerking off while taking a crap.
“Chick left me, and all I’m left with are hand blumpkins.”
by Witch_Devil May 11, 2023
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Hand-Carved Blumpkin

When you're taking a dump, and you start jerking off. Right as you're about to finish, you stand up and use your jizz to draw a face in your poop.
I just made a Hand-Carved Blumpkin, and boy are my arms tired.
by TRA90 March 08, 2023
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