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A very Asian individual stroking or grasping the penis of another individual. Commonly associated with people who like dragons, nuclear warfare, and other Nintendo products.
Kim Jong Il gave Akmendinajed a great "han job" at the get together on Tuesday.
Han Job by Ochenta Cinco December 9, 2009
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Benny Hanjob 

The act of wrapping ones beard around a cock then stroking it until the beard looks like a Bush from a 70’s porno.
He gave Ron a Benny Hanjob and now he looks like he was in a pie eating contest.
Benny Hanjob by Harris88 March 31, 2020
The fans of and those subscribed to Youtuber Gabbie Hanna aka TheGabbieShow given their name by UGHIT'SJOE.
She watches all Gabbie Hanna's videos. She must be one of the Hanjobs
Hanjobs by ILoveRuelAndOreos August 18, 2019

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026