hammer hand

To hit some one hard af

I’m about to hammer hand this bitch if she keep playing

Imma knock your lights out with these hammer hands

by Eli Globe April 20, 2021

Slide Hammer Hand Job

Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.

You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.

by LHC***** March 26, 2010

hand hammer juice

When one substitutes Hand sanitizer instead of lotion or a lubricant.

Billy couldn't find any lotion to rub one out so he used some hand hammer juice . It burned but it served the purpose.

by Kellykimhighhoe August 9, 2017

pitchforks and hammer handles

That's what we would say during a downpour.

It's raining "pitchforks and hammer handles". Maybe that was just a local Pennsylvania Dutch area thing.

by bob4712 January 11, 2011

Hammer Hands

1. One who breaks absolutely everything he touches
2. Lil Johnner (JCNem)

Christ hammerhands, you break everything in my apartment

by HumBabe March 6, 2005

hammer handle

a massive shit, of the type that makes a loud banging noise when it pinches off and hits the bottom of the bowl

Oh god... no more venison steaks. I just dropped a fuckin' hammer handle!

by your mom September 8, 2003

Hand Hummer

Another name for an old fashioned handjob.

Mary Jane Rottencroch gave me a hand hummer inside the pool.

by Smash D January 18, 2017