by HumBabe March 6, 2005
Get the Hammer Handsmug. Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.
You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.
by LHC***** March 26, 2010
Get the Slide Hammer Hand Jobmug. Being punched in the butthole.
by screamingmeme32 November 1, 2014
Get the hand hammeredmug. Being punched in the butthole.
by screamingmeme32 November 1, 2014
Get the hand hammeredmug. Billy couldn't find any lotion to rub one out so he used some hand hammer juice . It burned but it served the purpose.
by Kellykimhighhoe August 9, 2017
Get the hand hammer juicemug. I’m about to hammer hand this bitch if she keep playing
Imma knock your lights out with these hammer hands
Imma knock your lights out with these hammer hands
by Eli Globe April 20, 2021
Get the hammer handmug.