Hamilton MA 

Hamilton ma is an entirely white, rich, preppy town in Massachusetts. The town is full of manicured mansions, German and Italian cars and housewife’s that look like a burnt Barbie doll. The impeccable school system is envied by every other town though they are unaware of the constant inner turmoil. The kids are extremely cliquey consisting of the popular group, the the weird outcasts that no one knows. The adults in the town are absolutely relentless, they will yell out at town meetings, yell at the school administrators and threaten people with their lawyers or just run them out of the town. The tax rate is the highest in the state and people expect everything to be catered to them due to this.

The schools team name is the “generals” and they are know for extremely high achieving teams that win state championships and teams that will not win a single game. The students section is full of insane teenagers who are relentless at making fun of the other team. These same high schoolers are responsible for half the car crashes in the state as they drive with intent to harm. The school has to have police officers and staff direct traffic so these hyenas don’t kill anyone else. They know if they get in trouble daddy will just buy them a new Audi.

If you didn’t read all of the above, this will sum of Hamilton for you… We have street crossing buttons at horse rider height so the person doesn’t have to get off the horse to cross the street.

So your from Hamilton MA? How many poor people have you hit with your car?

Hamilton MA by Henry 16483 January 18, 2022

Hamilton, MA 

Hamilton, Massachusetts is the epitome of a prep town. Where everyone owns horses and has an average property value of 600,000$, let alone the average house price of like 2,000,000$. It's a very unique conservative based town, with a population of around 10,000. The girls are hot, but preppy and hard to get. The Hamilton-Wenham regional high school is ranked 10th in the state for education. There are no chain resturaunts save for dunkin donuts. The best place for pizza is HW house of pizza, and if you have ever gotten in a fight, or get a grade average under B-, you are ridiculed.

Conversation: (guy from Revere) Where are you from?
(Hamiltonian) I'm from Hamilton, MA, yeah you've probably never heard of it. (guy from revere, one out of 20 people who actually knows where Hamilton is) Oh yeah you own horses?

Hamilton, MA by BayRoad September 24, 2011

Hamilton, MA 

An almost entirely white, sheltered town, just north of Boston, where everyone has too high of a sense of self regard. The most exciting thing in the town is an old war tank that sits in the middle of the public park and past that there’s a neat Cumberland farms where you can get whole grain pizza by the slice. Most people either own a horse themselves or know someone who does. There is no diversity in the “pristine” school system so if you’re different, you’ll be outcasted till the day you graduate. The entire town is filled with drugs, the only thing to do is drive around rip bongs in cars, half the students are baked throughout the day and at any point you can find someone vaping in one of the school bathrooms. You’ll have to deal with uptight moms that think too highly of their children, dads that played lacrosse in college and probably work at an investment bank somewhere along the North Shore. Nobody enjoys living in Hamilton, unless you’re looking to isolate yourself from the rest of the world in a suburbia that will mold you’re child towards sociatle conformity.

“Hey wanna cruise through Hamilton, MA and see what’s happening tonight” - No one ever

Hamilton, MA by Bored of Mass November 19, 2018

the matt hamilton 

The act of orally stimulating your lovers genitals from behind, resulting in either:

1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.

Or

2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.

Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.

I gave him the Matt Hamilton last night. Ever since, he's been walking funny, and everywhere I go smells like butthole.

the matt hamilton by Hard Pork Corn June 17, 2019

markus hamilton

Fucking Bet

Guys :Markus sucks at basketball
Markus Hamilton: Fucking Bet (360 layup)

markus hamilton by Zensuke_007 December 15, 2016

Mackeda Hamilton 

Mackeda Hamilton is an amazing cute girl/woman. Don't mess with her because she will haunt you.She is the most beautiful girl you will be mad if you break her heart.She is really respectful.She has many friends.She is really the best you will want to be friends with her.If she ever stop talking to you that means you are FAKE...She is the Cutest,Baddest,Loving,and most Kind person you will ever meet.Her snap is @itzyagurl_kay.She is the best..Periodttt.....

Mackeda Hamilton. A beautiful and kind girl.

Mackeda Hamilton by Britshaunwna March 9, 2019

max hamilton 

Fucking cunt

I hate max Hamilton fuck that guy

max hamilton by Fuckmaxh December 13, 2019