Ham walleting

The act of shoving somthing up your vagina to smuggle, steal, and or store it descreetly.

Keestering is sooo last year, I was "ham walleting" a watch from the store and never got caught

by Dadandsonjokz June 7, 2016

Ham Wallet

The part of the woman that blood comes out of once a month. Or the place where a pig stores his money.

Dude 1: Yeah yesterday I got full view of her ham wallet. ;)
Dude 2: Sick bro. I love stealing from innocent swine.

by lil.wayne March 8, 2019

Ham Wallet

A women's vagina. First heard from the BloodHound Gang's recent single, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (F*CK).

Hey Dylan, order the Ham Wallet for lunch; It's really good. (Tom and Joe laughing because he is about to order a Vagina)

by Tom Kuhns December 26, 2005

Ham Wallet

a ham wallet is a slag word for a womens vagina. it is called a ham wallet because the vagina looks very much like the contents of a ham sandwhich

your mams mitt looks like a ham wallet

by Darren Jason Pearce March 29, 2009

Ham Wallet

Slang term for vagina

Last night I put my meat-rocket into her ham wallet

by B to the ill August 23, 2008

Ham Wallet

Describes a woman's Vagina - that "looks like" a Wallet made of Ham - especially when shaved

Darren ordered a Shaved Ham Wallet with a side order of Sun Dried Tomatoes - with no Mayo

by Tubby Tockley September 6, 2006

Ham Wallet

Slang term for a woman's vagina.

I slipped my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend's ham wallet last night.

by merlinswish September 7, 2006