The subtle act of pushing halfway down on the toilet's flush knob, usually used to discolor the small amount of pee that doesn't qualify for a full flush, but still looks a little unsightly.
Usually used by eco-conscious individuals, or at night time when others are sleeping.
Usually used by eco-conscious individuals, or at night time when others are sleeping.
After draining the lizard at midnight, I opted for a half-flush in order not to wake the damn kids.
Guy : "You ever have that massive urge to pee, but then only a trickle comes out? That's when I half flush!"
Another Guy: "You should get that looked at man. Could be time for a prostate exam."
Guy : "Screw you dbag. I ain't gettin no hands up this trench."
Guy : "You ever have that massive urge to pee, but then only a trickle comes out? That's when I half flush!"
Another Guy: "You should get that looked at man. Could be time for a prostate exam."
Guy : "Screw you dbag. I ain't gettin no hands up this trench."
by shizzinator August 25, 2010
For all those times you were stuck on the john hoping against hell for that number 2 to just slide out nice and easy and end your misery, this would be the expression used.
Inspired by deus ex machina or basically the idea of a god coming down from the sky to end the story.
Inspired by deus ex machina or basically the idea of a god coming down from the sky to end the story.
"Where is a deuce ex machina when you need one? My meeting starts in five minutes!"
"OMG. It must have been by the sweet atoning grace of a deuce ex machina that I passed that shit."
Ex-Lax is the pill form of the deuce ex machina.
"OMG. It must have been by the sweet atoning grace of a deuce ex machina that I passed that shit."
Ex-Lax is the pill form of the deuce ex machina.
by shizzinator April 01, 2010