2 definitions by shizzinator
For all those times you were stuck on the john hoping against hell for that number 2 to just slide out nice and easy and end your misery, this would be the expression used.
Inspired by deus ex machina or basically the idea of a god coming down from the sky to end the story.
Inspired by deus ex machina or basically the idea of a god coming down from the sky to end the story.
"Where is a deuce ex machina when you need one? My meeting starts in five minutes!"
"OMG. It must have been by the sweet atoning grace of a deuce ex machina that I passed that shit."
Ex-Lax is the pill form of the deuce ex machina.
"OMG. It must have been by the sweet atoning grace of a deuce ex machina that I passed that shit."
Ex-Lax is the pill form of the deuce ex machina.
by shizzinator April 1, 2010
The subtle act of pushing halfway down on the toilet's flush knob, usually used to discolor the small amount of pee that doesn't qualify for a full flush, but still looks a little unsightly.
Usually used by eco-conscious individuals, or at night time when others are sleeping.
Usually used by eco-conscious individuals, or at night time when others are sleeping.
After draining the lizard at midnight, I opted for a half-flush in order not to wake the damn kids.
Guy : "You ever have that massive urge to pee, but then only a trickle comes out? That's when I half flush!"
Another Guy: "You should get that looked at man. Could be time for a prostate exam."
Guy : "Screw you dbag. I ain't gettin no hands up this trench."
Guy : "You ever have that massive urge to pee, but then only a trickle comes out? That's when I half flush!"
Another Guy: "You should get that looked at man. Could be time for a prostate exam."
Guy : "Screw you dbag. I ain't gettin no hands up this trench."
by shizzinator August 25, 2010