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Hair mouth 

The word you say mid way through kissing if her hair gets in your mouth.
Hair mouth by Grrrr123 June 22, 2020

Mouth Hairs 

The mysterious hairs which stick to your tongue, which have you scraping your inner mouth with your long, grimy fingernails.
My cat David keeps spreading Mouth Hairs through the house!
Mouth Hairs by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Spikey hair mothafucka 

A spikey Is referred to an individual typically in their teens who prefer that type of hair style. Although a spikey hair motherfucker is not just limited to the hairstyle itself but more importantly the attitude that comes with it. A spikey would typically hang around spots such as mini-marts and 7-11's smoking a few blunts while eating chips and drinking beer. They brag to other people about how they're big time hustlers just because they haven't paid back the five dollars that was borrowed from a friend. In most cases experiencing "spikey stages" is normal but should definitely come to a hault upon graduating high school. Unfortunately, most people never snap out of spikey stages and are referred to as spikey hair mothafuckas.
Spikey #1: "Yo bro lemme getta five for this blunt."

Spikey #2: "na yo chill out, last time I paid for your Chinese and that shit was $5.75. Its not about the money, I'm just saving up for my brand new Beemer that I'm about to cop."

Spikey #1: "damn yo that shit was like 2 days before my birthday and on your birthday I got you an $8 cheeseburger at that restaurant...yo bro just throw in a five this time and I'll forget about the difference."

Spikey #2: "fuck it yo, I really gotta burn. Here's the $5 and make sure you buy some good shit."

Later spikey #1 approaches his crew and says "yo I hustled the shit outta this kid today, yo that herb paid for my Chinese food and he threw me $5 to smoke. I'ma hustla, I be gettin money yo. Ain't nobody on ma level fuck all the haters!"

Person #3: you're a "spikey hair mothafucka" get off the spikey streets!

mother hair 

The hair that is the main hair on your body, face, or head. If this hair is lost the reamainder of your hair will begin to fall out.
mother hair by Yosef Khalil December 9, 2017

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

mother's chest hair 

Material used to create Janice's(from Mean Girls) wigs out of.
"Hey Janice what's your wig made out of?"

"Your mother's chest hair!"