Hairy gumdrop

A person who follows you around and doesn't typically have friends and TRIES to be friends with the popular people.

Also a person with hairy and saggy boobs/moobs

"Dude that guy just took off his shirt"
" he's a hairy gumdrop"

by Positivebutdeath December 13, 2014

hairy gumdrops

1. aka ball sack,
2. wrinkly shrivelled skin with testicles inside.

My friend Mikey likes it when I bounce my hairy gumdrops off his chin.

by DPC August 05, 2005