Hairy Poptart Share definition Flag Slang for a hairy vagina. May or may not be delicious like real poptarts. I ate that hairy poptart and liked it regardless, don't judge me! Hairy Poptart by Suck-o-Mimus October 18, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Hairy Poptart mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch