Hairy Juan

A Hispanic male who comes to North America to get some sweet pussy. He has large muscles and goes to clubs all night to leave with some ass and pound it when he gets home. Hairy Juan refers to a man with much hair, therefore he is masculine. When bitches see the hair he’s got on his chest and arms, they cant wait to get him home and have his hairy ball sack smacking their pussy from behind. Please note the hairy Juan will not be afraid to show off his hairy body and grind on pussy at clubs. He knows that only real mean have hair and takes his large cock with pride when screwing a slut in her holes.

Juan: yo bitches some round, im a hairy Juan so you know im packing a long pole. Who wants to suck?
Bitch: im getting some hairy balls tonight!

Hairy Juan by Juanxxx March 25, 2009

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Hairajuana

When you drop your weed on the floor and it's so sticky that it picks up any hair (pet hair, human hair, etc.) it came into contact with.

Damn, I just dropped that bud on the floor and it's got all kinds of hair on it now - hairajuana

Hairajuana by favro72 April 26, 2010

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hairijuana

when someone smokes so much weed you can smell it coming from their hair.

you can smell it better if they haven't bathed lately

man, that dude smells like weed!

No, its his hairijuana

hairijuana by Tehwordmista November 21, 2010

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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