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Hairy Juan

A Hispanic male who comes to North America to get some sweet pussy. He has large muscles and goes to clubs all night to leave with some ass and pound it when he gets home. Hairy Juan refers to a man with much hair, therefore he is masculine. When bitches see the hair he’s got on his chest and arms, they cant wait to get him home and have his hairy ball sack smacking their pussy from behind. Please note the hairy Juan will not be afraid to show off his hairy body and grind on pussy at clubs. He knows that only real mean have hair and takes his large cock with pride when screwing a slut in her holes.
Juan: yo bitches some round, im a hairy Juan so you know im packing a long pole. Who wants to suck?
Bitch: im getting some hairy balls tonight!
Hairy Juan by Juanxxx March 25, 2009
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Hairajuana 

When you drop your weed on the floor and it's so sticky that it picks up any hair (pet hair, human hair, etc.) it came into contact with.
Damn, I just dropped that bud on the floor and it's got all kinds of hair on it now - hairajuana
Hairajuana by favro72 April 26, 2010

hairijuana 

when someone smokes so much weed you can smell it coming from their hair.

you can smell it better if they haven't bathed lately
man, that dude smells like weed!

No, its his hairijuana
hairijuana by Tehwordmista November 21, 2010
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