Hair Hoochy

A rubber band used to hold hair out yo face, or in a side pony on the side of yo head. Not to be confused with a scrunchy, considering we not in the 80's no mo.

Gina, my hair is all up in my face. Gimme a hair hoochy.

by Butt Face Killa November 23, 2010

Hair metal hoochie mama

A woman (usually a mother) that has big hair, still listens to 80s hair metal and likes to reminisce about the good ol' days of being a rocker chick.

My friends think my mom is so cool cause she's a hair metal hoochie mama that likes to have fun.

by SaraTranker92 September 17, 2017