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Hair Clogs

Men over 40 who are still trying to live the heavy-metal lifestyle. Also known as heshers, dirtheads, and burnouts. They specialize in having too much hair, too much weed, and too much anger.
Did you see all the hair clogs at the Motorhead tribute show? I think even Lemmy would leave early.
by anonymous March 30, 2026
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