That feeling when you slowly lose your grip on reality, and you use memes to hide the fact that you're a shell of a human being, nothing but hatred in your heart.
Person A: *Shows picture of a dog getting fucked with a buncha lens flares*
Person B: *With no emotion in their eyes* "Haha yes"
A common phrase used amongst the coincellpro10 account and followers, in reference to the comment by @eadphones that was hidden by Meta's content filter. The name "dookster" is a callback to the actor who played Count Dooku in the original Star Wars movies, Christopher Lee.
Christopher Lee was also very familiar with occult practices and it is theorised he has reincarnated several times.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!