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Citizen's Discount 

-noun: a form of shoplifting in which:
1: an item's price tag is replaced with the price tag of a less expensive item, or
2: an item is lifted during the legitimate purchase of other (usually very inexpensive) items, thus avoiding suspicion
I went down to Wally World and got my citizen's discount at the self checkout line.

Citizen's Bounce

Similar to Citizens Arrest.

When one is forcibly removed from a bar by a fellow citizen, due to extreme inebriation or bad behavior, using the phrase "You gotta go, bro, you gotta go".
A Citizen's Bounce:

Drunk Guy: "Yo man, I'm so drunk right now"
Bouncer lightly pushes on Drunk Guy's chest
Bouncer: "You gotta go, bro, you gotta go"

Citizen kane's arrest 

When someone male or female looks to get somebody else locked up whether they are or are not on the payroll of the police.
Jennifer Kayne tried to get the whole neighborhood to cooperate with her Citizen kane's arrest of the guy/girl she didn't like.

Citizen kane's arrest 

An arrest made by a guy like John Kane or David C. Diane, if the guy isn't in uniform or in the police department already.
John Kane just tried to tackle that dude, and wound up looking to some other concerned citizens to join in and help him on making a Citizen kane's arrest when he wasn't able to find a way to take the guy down solo.

Senior citizen sandwich 

To have a three way with two senior citizens
GUY 1: so how was bingo last night?

GUY 2: Awesome I brought home two hot GILFs and I got myself in the middle of a senior citizen sandwich!

citizen soldier 

A person who looks out for their community no matter what they put them first for protection from all threats foreign and abroad. They will always will be ready at a moments notice
The person who always has others before themselves is a Citizen Soldier
citizen soldier by HybridVibes November 28, 2014