Hackvernac

The languange of computer savy people embodied by the son "White and Nerdy" by Wierd Al Y. Side effects of using hackvernac include an increased level of acne, glasses wearing, and possible shunning by the opposite sex.

The hot disgusted chick walked away while Ethan threw down the hackvernac like no tommorrow.

by Trout Reagan June 14, 2007

Hackerjack

Someone who claims they can fix broken computers, laptops, cars, TVs, microwaves, school buses, VCRs, impacted teeth, gutters, fences, garage doors, plumbing, commercial vehicles, bathtubs, with either using a Estwing Hammer, Chainsaw, Meat Clever, or Jack Hammer while recovering from a bad hangover the night before.

Work Habits:

Usually stumbles into work after a 24 hour raided party that caused them to post bail, and just after watching Jerry Springer, and can do so because they are related to the boss.

TV Shows a Hackerjack likes:

McHales Navy, F-Troop, Jerry Springer, WWF, and COPS (see how many friends are on there)

It's a type person who refuses to listen to expert advise or opinions, and claims to be talented enough to be either a brain surgeon, rocket scientist, rock star, president, or WWF wrestler all at the same time - and is never wrong about anything.

A Hackerjack maybe your next car or bus mechanic that works on your vehicle, but isn't qualified, so he hacks away at it.

by Jack Smidey January 11, 2008

Hackersnacks

When you turn your keyboard upside down and bang it out on the desk. Then you have some snacks you can eat if you are hungry.

Durrf: While I could get up to get real food, I'm on a roll with this code so I'm just going to much on hackersnacks for a while. I had some doritos the other day so I should be good.

by Teknos May 5, 2017