Haagen dazed

eating tubs of random haagen dazs ice cream all night long and become an ice cream zombie the next morn.

i was playing video games all night long and now I'm Haagen Dazed.

by Carlidious January 1, 2008

Haagen Daze

State of consciousness achieved at a crucial point during the consumption of a pint of ice cream in which the eater is unable to stop himself from consuming the rest of the pint. See also Escoop Velocity.

I had planned to only eat half the pint, but I became Haagen Dazed and couldn’t stop myself from finishing it.

by Kate & Bri August 4, 2007

Häagen-Dazsed

When you marry a skinny girl and she chunks up after the wedding.

Dang have you seen John's wife in Instagram? A man got straight up Häagen-Dazsed!

by Volt220 August 26, 2019