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(N): A cocky bastard who peaks athletically at the age of thirteen, then becomes a non-factor in his athletic career in just about any sport.
Haber's are tall, with a fo-hawk hairstyle. They have fairly deep voices, and try to talk intelligent when really they don't know what the hell they're talking about.
Guy 1: dude, you can't prove I exist.

Guy 2: STFU you Haaaber. When was the last time you did something for the team?
Haaaber by Peed Reraner August 28, 2009
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Haave, A name of the Norwegain god Odin
Haave the god of god's
haave by Odin1234 December 25, 2016
The person who understood this world, he's different than anyone in this world and it makes him special, he thinks everything in a logical way.
Wow,Haarven literally has the answer for everything
haarven by An Anonymouss November 22, 2021

Pulled a Haave 

To have a child at the age of 16.
Man 1: Yo I just lost my virginity

Man 2: No shit really?
Man 1:Problem is I Pulled a Haave
Man 2:So any children name yet?

ryan mark Haave 

A very large Italian man who just loves goats and saying what
Why is Ryan mark Haave always saying what? What?
ryan mark Haave by Joe has ligma November 22, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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