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(N): A cocky bastard who peaks athletically at the age of thirteen, then becomes a non-factor in his athletic career in just about any sport.
Haber's are tall, with a fo-hawk hairstyle. They have fairly deep voices, and try to talk intelligent when really they don't know what the hell they're talking about.
Guy 1: dude, you can't prove I exist.

Guy 2: STFU you Haaaber. When was the last time you did something for the team?
by Peed Reraner August 28, 2009
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