Slang term for defication. Though the reasoning for calling a bowel movement a "haha" is generally unknown, it is speculated that the reason invovles the comic value of pooping.
haha is the only acceptable way to finish a sentence if you work in retail. it is a professional, mature way to end off your sentences when interacting with customers. it brings your employer a fantastic reputation, along with proving to colleagues and managers that you are intellectually connected with customers, and provide amazing customer service.
saying ha ha at the end of a sentence or question is prime customer priority and should always contribute to the friendliness of the face of the company.
retail worker: would you like a bag haha?
customer: why yes i would, thank you very much
retail worker: and would you like your receipt ha ha?
customer: go on then, thank you so much for this outstanding service you’ve given
retail worker: no problem, have a nice day ha ha
Originated in 1805 at the Battle of Trafalgar. Admiral Lord Nelson, only minutes away from trashing Napoleon's grand fleet, managed to get himself shot. As he lay dying, he tried to whisper something to his buddy Hardy. But since he was dying all he could say was Ha...Ha...
Lord Nelson: Liek, OMG I got shot! Ha-Ha!
Hardy: OMG he almost arksed me to kiss him.
Bystanders: OMG OMG!!!
Hardy: HA-HA!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!