HTC Vive 

A quality VR HMD for people that love to enjoy porn while being able to virtualy wank themselves with the supplied pair of motion controllers.

The best available VR HMD designed and created by HTC and Valve with immersive room-scale experience so you can forget your miserable life better than ever before.

Not very surprising, the camera on the HTC Vive is as bad as the HTC phone cameras.

I'm using my HTC Vive to explore vast and beautiful worlds like I could never before.

Me: Wow this area looks fantastic, I love this fantasy picnic setting with tree stumps as seats!
Brain: You are getting tired from all this walking around your room with this heavy headset on, have a rest on that tree stump.
Me: -sits down-
Me: -notices there is no tree stump to sit on in your room so you crash down hard on your ass and collaps backwards hitting your nightstand with the lower back of your head-
Brain: Retard.

HTC Vive by GaleMK01 December 31, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016