holy s*** 

It means holy shit, only it is being censored.

Person (A): Holy shit dude, did you see that?
Person (B): Watch your mouth there are kids around!
Person (A): Holy S*** dude , did you see that! Is that better?

holy s*** by TrixHeartStarz May 20, 2016

holy s*** 

An ill-concealed way to spell 'holy shit' so that minors have to take extra trouble finding out what it means.

(Newspaper report)

Teacher in soup for yelling holy s*** at students in school.

holy s*** by Yejus September 23, 2016

holy s*** 

Holy shit is used as an exclamation to emphasize (1) utter bewilderment, (2) excitement, or (3) disgust. When used as an independent statement it is used to describe a situation metaphorically as (4) a perfect (holy) shit storm, meaning that a person would have difficulty imagining a way to design a worse circumstance than what has just occurred.

Example 1: "Holy s***! How did that person manage to propel their car onto the roof of that house?"

Example 2: "Holy s***! I can't believe my friends is traveling across the country to visit me!"

Example 3: "Holy S***! This is the worst possible time for my car to break down!"

Example 4: Imagine your car breaking down on a rainy morning before work causing you to use up your last warning leading to the loss of your job. This is the same day that you expected to propose or be proposed to by a person that you are deeply in love with only to find out that they want out of the relationship. They were your ride to your location since your car broke down and now you need space and don't want a ride from them anymore but there is no public transportation available from where you are. So now you are sitting on the curb outside recalling the horrible day outside the establishment where your heart and dreams were crushed. A random jerk drives by splashing you with the cold water left in the gutter from the rain earlier that day. *internal snap* "Holy s***!"

holy s*** by oh BOHICA May 4, 2016

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! 

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

Holy Zarquan's singing fish 

An explicative used to discribe surprise. Used in the book, the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy.

Holy Zarquan's Singing Fish!



-Ford Prefect

Holy Zarquan's singing fish by k00ld00d321 December 31, 2004

matthew's holy hammer 

A dick so big in size that girls/guys refer to it as Matthew's holy hammer for how hard he hammers their pussys/anus usually leaves a big enough space it put two whitesides

Cade: Daniel totally Matthew's holy hammered me last night I could fit a football in there now.

Daniel: I totally Matthew's holy hammered cade last night.I made him my bitch.again.

matthew's holy hammer by St.damien February 21, 2014

Holy Yabbo's 

The Greatest Porno movie of all time, starring Seymore Dicksinhole and Mary Jane.

Guy: I heard the new Holly Yabbo's movie is coming out!
Guy2: Yeah, nigga Holy Yaboo's V: Return of the Grundle!
Guy3: GIMME YO MONEY BITCH-NIGGA!

Holy Yabbo's by Rhyno the Albino June 11, 2003