Having Things
This is what you say if you have a Harley Davidson Fatboy in your garage and a Trophy Wife in the kitchen.
Having Things by Mojo Maniac August 4, 2008
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having a thing
Having a thing with a person (a none strict relationship) means that you can each like each other but have no guidelines. Therefore you are dating but not so you can go do other sexual thing with different people and not get in trouble with the other person.
having a thing by Apple blossom 123 August 15, 2017
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not having a shittin' damn thing
a state for the 'living-challenged'! whistling for money hasn't worked out, neither has the shaking of the ass! -being floated is a 'dead end street', so how does one survive??
these are all considerations for the 'damned' one; 'not having a shittin' damn thing'. this is real fun to accuse friends of, too: they go, huh? -you can even add that old college flair by changing it to: you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing! one MUST be able to 'speak to impress' when dealing with employers, 'officials', little lord fauntleroys, etc...
were a 'lingual translator' actually to 'pick the statement apart', it would probably loosely be translated thus; you are such a douche-bag you can't even produce a turd. -throwing in 'damn' sort of colors the statement, or perhaps curses or dooms the scenario.
the beauty of the statement is its' final verbal polish on the tongue! it just rolls off like a fine wine sauce, plus! you get to sound highly educated!! -so, how can you lose? such a win-win situation for all!... -the stuffed-shirts all go huh? and the 'hop-heads' all nod approvingly!! ('shittin' can be replaced with 'shitting' for graduate students!!)
these are all considerations for the 'damned' one; 'not having a shittin' damn thing'. this is real fun to accuse friends of, too: they go, huh? -you can even add that old college flair by changing it to: you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing! one MUST be able to 'speak to impress' when dealing with employers, 'officials', little lord fauntleroys, etc...
were a 'lingual translator' actually to 'pick the statement apart', it would probably loosely be translated thus; you are such a douche-bag you can't even produce a turd. -throwing in 'damn' sort of colors the statement, or perhaps curses or dooms the scenario.
the beauty of the statement is its' final verbal polish on the tongue! it just rolls off like a fine wine sauce, plus! you get to sound highly educated!! -so, how can you lose? such a win-win situation for all!... -the stuffed-shirts all go huh? and the 'hop-heads' all nod approvingly!! ('shittin' can be replaced with 'shitting' for graduate students!!)
she wasn't used to not having a shittin' damn thing, and had to cut him loose!
get wise! you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing!
he accused his friend of not having a shitting damn thing!
get wise! you aint'snt gotta shittin' damn thing!
he accused his friend of not having a shitting damn thing!
not having a shittin' damn thing by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
You the birthday
You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
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