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Haukur is an imbecile that is usually called "Laukur" or "Gaukur". Haukur is the meaning of someone who has a micro penis and always low amount of cum, they're basicly weaklings who have no meaning of life. They are very bad at videogames ( "Example Minecraft, Fortnite, Roblox, GTA and many more games" ). So basicly Haukur is just someone that is bad at everything.
Greg: Holy moly Bob is a Haukur!
John: Dude he is?!
Greg: Yeah man, he can't even beat two zombies in Minecraft without full enchanted diamond armor and a sword.
John: He needs Jesus.
Haukur by lolman520 August 13, 2020
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hey you see that man

*oh yeah that is haukur a regular guy
HAUKUR by BUBBI JOHN February 10, 2022

Reimu Hakurei 

a girl who prefers to use violence than diplomacy. punch first ask questions later mentality. a good friend of marisa kirisame
A random youkai got beaten up by Reimu Hakurei, just a normal day in gensokyo.

raymoo hackuray 

attention all toho gaymers, raymoo hackuray is in deep need of your help!
all she needs is your credit card information, your home address, and your full name so she can go to the yoki mountain and commit epic yoki genocide!
guy : raymoo hackuray from tuh is so cool
other guy : yes
A person that has to take a smoking break every 5 minutes
Haugur: Aight boys smoke break
Everyone else: damn bro you're a Haugur
Haugur by V3teran_L3gend December 19, 2021
A character of the anime/manga Magi the Layrinth of Magic as well as Magi the kingdom of magic. He is seen to have dark blue hair, blue eyes, and a burn scar on his right eye. The owner of the two Djins Zagan and Bellial and, being The priest of the Kou empire "Judar" king's candidate. He is also the fourth prince of the Kou Empire and now emporer after killing his mother "Gyokuen"
Person 1: Hakuryuu is such a great fighter and is at the same time so sweet to Morgiana!
Person: That's my boy :)
hakuryuu by Hakuryuu March 27, 2015