HAREM scarem

The act of blowing raspberries through your facemask while debating the opposite sex.

Man I wish she could feel the negative vibest she gave off during my harem scarem.

by Murray the K July 27, 2020

harem-scare 'em

A group of witches that a guy keeps as romantic partners.

A guy would hafta be pretty desperate for romance to want a harem-scare 'em of old wrinkly hags.

by QuacksO October 23, 2020

hairemscarem

Wait until your friend passes out drunk, fill his hand with Krazy Glue, and throw a big bunch of hair into it that you collected from your barbershop floor and saved in a bag in your trunk for just such an occasion.

"My roommate in college used to masterbate constantly whenever I left the room. I taught him the meaning of 'common area'; I gave him the old hairemscarem."

by Fattooth Electricteeth December 29, 2007