Also known as chip, a hardaddy is someone who you are not sure which gender he is more intrigued upon. A guy who says he likes girls, but attracts guys named Joe and touches other men's penis.
" Bro, I think Geoff is a hardaddy."
" Get off of me you hardaddy."
Chip
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'