Hand(s) down the pants

A non personal stimuli way of relaxing, consisting of lounging in front of the TV and slipping ONE hand in the waist band of your pants or (preferably) sweats or underwear so that your hand comes to rest just above your pubic area and to the left ( if your left hand ) or vice versa for the right.

Edward: You going out tonight?

Don: Nah, I'm just going to chill and do some "Hand(s) down the pants" time in front of the tube.

Edward: Deceptively Elegant, yet surprisingly simple

by TheD0nald August 22, 2011

No hand's land

1. Refer to the zone on guitar strings or more specialy bass strings where the hand of the musician are very rarely seen, almost never go. It usually is halfway between the head of the instrument and the beginning of the body of the instrument.

2. a woman's private

1. Freak man ! Have you heard what he did on the no hand's land during his solo ? Sounded just like a blaster from Star Wars !

2. He totally got caught red handed in the no hand's land of his girlfriend's bestfriend at that party.

by Trivalent.22 June 4, 2009

Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

The act of nutting and having it french kissed into your ass while yelling “It’s Tool Time!”

Hey I heard some slut French kissed Aden’s nut up his ass, she gave him Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

by HeyKaiLookI’mOnUrbanDictionary January 3, 2020

Hobo's Hand Grenade

The action in which someone shit's in a crisp packet and throws it at their enemies. Preferably done by hobo's.

"Duck and cover! Eddie nit just shit in a crisp packet. There's a hobo's hand grenade incoming!"

by Tard Features October 12, 2011

Jacker's Hand

The unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one's hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good wank.

Carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish wank. He then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his Jacker's Hand.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

dead man's hand

According to legend, Wild Bill Hickok was shot to death in the middle of a poker game with 2 pairs: black aces and black eight's. Noone knows for sure what the kicker was, but from then on black aces and eight's has been called dead man's hand.

"Pushing up the ante, I know you've got to see me,
Read em and weep, the dead man's hand again"
~The Ace of Spades, by Mötorhead

by culpepperreeks January 18, 2004

Highlighter's Hand

Hand cramping and spams from excessive highlighting and writing; seen most at the start of the school year after summer break.

"Chemistry has so many notes, I've got highlighter's hand now."

by MadisonOne August 28, 2009