haf

"Which piece do you want?", "I'll just have the haf thanks"

by Ashman25 May 6, 2006

A cheeky laugh used on IRC. Is pronounced as is. Usually follows a rude comment or statement or when someone else is in an unfortunate situation.

<CF> D: my mom found my porn collection
<frances> haf haf haf

by frances_farmer December 30, 2004

"Haf"

A phrase coined on IRC by myself. It is a condescending version of "lol"

"Haf haf I ownt u lolololooolloolz"

by CommunistWithAGun December 29, 2004

yeah , im gotta new phone . im haf !

Stands for "Having A Fit" made up by Chloe and is used when something is funny.

"i had your ma last night"
"HAF HAF HAF HAF"

by Jen February 11, 2005

Dude, last night we were def haf!

by Llama Liqour September 25, 2009

Indicating the grandmothers afro.
Granny Haffing mean to touch the grandmothers afro
example. Patting

"Dude i just touched your granny's afro"
"That's fat"

by Aaron December 12, 2004