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Gypsy Queen 

The human embodiment of a leaf on a river. She effortlessly and seamlessly bounds from one experience to the next; thriving off of the good, and learning from any bad. A head full of dreams and aspirations, a heart full of love and tolerance, and wits sharp enough to disarm any situation with humor, and navigate any obstacle with grace.

She is the one you simultaneously envy, yet can't help but gravitate towards. She lights up the darkest of rooms, can conjure up huge smiles out of the hardest of hearts, and can break through the defenses of even the most guarded and aloof. When around her, she makes you feel like you are the only two people in the world. No matter the situation - clinging to the side of a windswept volcano, running from a police helicopter through the desert, dingy-dropping into strong oceanic currents filled with sharks - one look at her and you feel completely safe and at ease.

Did I mention she is gorgeous? Stunning, actually. At first look you are captivated. 3 minutes into meeting her you are enthralled. Every time you see her your heart tumbles, and the enchantment you felt from your first encounter never fades. You'll catch yourself staring at her as she prances around the room getting ready for work, wondering what song is playing in her head. She is most beautiful in the morning, and her glow endures the day - even post-workout.

She is, in a nutshell, the most incredible person you would ever have the privilege of meeting.
First Guy: You know that hottie that drives that VW van?

Second Guy: Of course! You would have to be blind not to notice her.

First Guy: She smiled at me the other day. It made me feel awesome!

Second Guy: Ah, man! You're lucky! She must be some kind of gypsy queen.
Gypsy Queen by HK - MBP February 10, 2013
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004