Gym Shorts

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Chad : Oh La La! (sniff) Mmmm! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kaylee : Chad! What the hell are you doing?
Chad : Oh Nothing!
Kaylee : Then why did you just sniff the crotch of Kiersten's Gym Shorts then cum on them?
Chad : You know what Kaylee you need to mind your own business! (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : Uhhh! So Gross!
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee can you hand me my Gym Shorts?
Kaylee : I would if I could but I can't!
Kiersten : Stop messin around hand me my Gym Shorts now!
Kaylee : Well Chad just sniffed the crotch of them came on them and ran off with them!
Kiersten : Uhh Gross! Fine just give me yours then!
Kaylee : No way just put on your panties and let's go!
Kiersten : I would if I could but I can't Mark ripped them off of me in the shower!
Kaylee : God Kiersten do you always have to fuck random guy's at Planet Fitness just put on a towel and let's go!
Steve : Oh God Kiersten in a towel! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh!
James : Ohh I hope Kiersten's towel falls off! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Knock it off perves!
Kaylee : I hope the next time we come to Planet Fitness you keep your Gym Shorts on!
Kiersten : Or just bring an extra pair of panties & Gym Shorts!
Chad : Hey Kiersten do you mind if I sniff your sports bra?
Kiersten : Give me back my Gym Shorts you creap Oh God there so sticky!
Chad : Well maybe next time you will keep them on!
Kiersten : FUCK YOU!!!!
Chad : Uh I will fuck your Gym Shorts again!

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gym shorts

the most unattractive, hideous type of shorts ever to grace the earth. any guy that wears gym shorts is most certainly gay or hiding his true sexuality.

What are you wearing? Gym Shorts... Are you gay?

gym shorts by babygurlllllll August 7, 2011

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posi gym shorts

boys basketball shorts worn by bros who go to hardcore shows.

"yo did you see those posi gym shorts the kid in the pit is wearing?"

posi gym shorts by The Xs Are Silent June 10, 2008

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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