Gweeter 

It is someone that is just being something

Man you are just being a really big GWEETER today

Gweeter by DAKOTA242LITTY October 5, 2017

Geetered 

A condition that appears when one is high as hell on Methamphetamine.It usually peaks after being high and awake for two or more days. Much like OCD but drug induced the subject will become intensly focused on tasks such as cleaning, organizing and reorganizing their belongings, "fixing things" that are not broken,and masterbating to pornography.Sometimes these tasks will take place simultaneously and continue for days. The geetered party will move around quickly from project to project in a back and forth jerky motion much like a chicken pecking in a barnyard sometimes talking to themselves or making strange clucking/whistling noises. The condtion is not permanent and can be reversed with a nap, a meal and a few days rest.

You can always tell when my neighbor Ray Ray is geetered. He wears a head lamp and a tool belt with a propane torch, tools, a copy of hustler and a bottle of sex lube in it around the house.

Geetered by Rock Cystianson January 31, 2009

JTV Greeter 

The term is used to describe someone on JTV who suck admins cocks for a badge.

Hi, i'm a JTV greeter and i'm better than everyone else in this chatroom because i have a badge next to my name'' ''... what a prick

JTV Greeter by JTVgreetersaretwats August 4, 2010

gweetar 

A guitar

I have a gweetar

gweetar by An advocate for dead ducks April 1, 2021

walmart greeter 

The job a person gets when they wake up every morning, put a gun to their head, but can never summon enough willpower to pull the trigger.

As I entered the store, I was approached by the walmart greeter. Our eyes met for only a moment, but it was enough to see the deep, painful hopelessness in his gaze. Whoever the person he used to be had died long ago, leaving a spent shell, an automaton. An emotionless drone pretending to be a human being. "Good morning." he said to me. In subtext he might as well have said "Please kind stranger, kill me and end my existence, for I have not the strength to do it myself." Pity stayed my hand, and I made a mental note to avoid Walmart at all cost.

walmart greeter by weasel1969 July 6, 2010

gweter 

The beautiful ship of Peter Park and Gwen Stacy

I love Gweter so fucking much

gweter by Gweter December 29, 2016

People Greeter 

A poor miserable soul who's life is usually a total mess, not because they are extremely unattractive, unheathly, soiled, and smell like feces, but because of the simple fact that the only job they could get is sitting at the entrance of wal-mart stumbling around scaring small children into taking stickers. These people greeters usually have no more than 4 teeth total and weigh more than the average refrigerator.

"Joe, are you sure we should go to wal-mart? We have to take the kids with us and last time the people greeter drooled on them and gave them herpes."

People Greeter by MrNiceGuy October 10, 2005