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Gweekanese 

An ethnic term for half geeky white and chinese kids.
Fred is Gweekanese, his father Harold is a geeky white guy who is an engineering professor at Stanford University. His Mother is Wen Yu, a Math professor at Stanford University. His parents met at the computer lab.

His father was a virgin, had no previous luck with women, and when he met Wen, he finally lost his virginity. Nine months later the couple had a baby boy named Fred, who is now Gweekanese.

The Silicon Valley, located in the San Francisco Bay Area is the capital of Geeky White men married or dating Chinese women.
Gweekanese by Su Hu January 17, 2007
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tweekanese

noun:
a) a repetitive and broken language spoken by a crack head/speed freak who is high, sleep deprived and famished.
"God DAMN... slow down! I don't speak Tweekanese."
tweekanese by Allen Mathews July 1, 2005
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geekinese 

The language spoken by most geeks, computer salespeople and computer web site designers. Usually illegible to the average person. Common geekinese words include RAM, mega, giga, or terra anything, and the overuse of acronyms like HTML, STFU, RTFM, and others
My mom tried to buy a new pc today, but she got confused by all the geekinese the saleman was blabbing, so she bought a toaster instead.
geekinese by brad the imprinter September 10, 2005

Tweekanese

The art form combination of spastic body movements and near incoherent verbal language brought on by a tweekerwho in their minds are standing perfectly still and speaking the Queen's English.
Does anyone here know how to speak "Tweekanese"?This tweaker is looking for a speed ball to purchase.
Tweekanese by Spanky the Great February 23, 2014

Gëëkënësë 

A dialect of English that is commonly used in the mumble rap culture, artists most known for this entitlement are Yeat, Lil Yachty, Yung Kayo etc. This way of speaking was popularised in Portland, Oregon as thats where the biggest form of recognition for the language originates (Yeat).
The dialect commonly uses (ë) (ä) (ö) (ü) (ï) instead of (e) (a) (o) (u) (i) as a representation of being “high” or “druggy”.
Honourable Mentions for the representation of Gëëkënësë include James Addison (Writer/Lyricist), Jonathan Hernandez (Writer/Lyricist),
SeptembersRich (Artist/Mumble Rap), Savio Travis (Writer/Lyricst), and Akos Maluzsack ( Writer/Lyricst) whom contributed towards extensive use of “Gëëky” Vocabulary from artists and influencers.
Yö, Twïzzy, Yöü fïnnä püll üp tö lüh höüsë? |

Hello friend, do you wanna come over to my house?

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