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geekinese 

The language spoken by most geeks, computer salespeople and computer web site designers. Usually illegible to the average person. Common geekinese words include RAM, mega, giga, or terra anything, and the overuse of acronyms like HTML, STFU, RTFM, and others
My mom tried to buy a new pc today, but she got confused by all the geekinese the saleman was blabbing, so she bought a toaster instead.
geekinese by brad the imprinter September 10, 2005
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geekingese 

It's a breed of geeked up peeps, people that stay high on tweek all the time
Dude what's wrong with that girl she looks high as fuck?
Na bro she's a geekingese she's always like that.
geekingese by ashane May 28, 2017

Geekness 

Describing that something has geeked u, a good synonym would be comedy
That movie was geekness
Geekness by Geekness88 October 11, 2018

geekiest 

Adj:
A state of being for a geek which means they have surpassed a normal person and evolved into a ubergeek. This person lives for technology, and his blood moves electronics, not oxygen.
Normal Person:
Dude! Did you just get that RFID implanted into your arm to open your house door, and start your car?

Ubergeek: No... I've had it since I was 4...

Normal Person: That's the GEEKIEST shit I've ever seen!
geekiest by Tasomaniac August 22, 2008
(Adj) The degree to which one is a geek; Measurement of geek.
Russ bolstered his geekyness by rattling off the seven OSI layers.
geekyness by grizzl3 September 29, 2009
The transformation from a dude to a geek is called getting geekonised. The ultimate product is a Geek-on a organism that belongs to the Geek-dom. Geekonisation happpens mostly due to pressure from the guards of the Geek-dom a.k.a teachers. Once inside the Geek-dom there is no way out. Geekonisation is not reversible......
Raj, "Dude u gettin Geekonised day by day"

geokinesis 

The ability to manipulate the movement of minerals in the earth using supposed psychic powers.
It is impossible to have geokinesis!
geokinesis by Faythe Titan March 13, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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