geekinese

The language spoken by most geeks, computer salespeople and computer web site designers. Usually illegible to the average person. Common geekinese words include RAM, mega, giga, or terra anything, and the overuse of acronyms like HTML, STFU, RTFM, and others

My mom tried to buy a new pc today, but she got confused by all the geekinese the saleman was blabbing, so she bought a toaster instead.

by brad the imprinter September 10, 2005

geekingese

It's a breed of geeked up peeps, people that stay high on tweek all the time

Dude what's wrong with that girl she looks high as fuck?
Na bro she's a geekingese she's always like that.

by ashane May 28, 2017

Geekness

Describing that something has geeked u, a good synonym would be comedy

That movie was geekness

by Geekness88 October 11, 2018

geekiest

Adj:
A state of being for a geek which means they have surpassed a normal person and evolved into a ubergeek. This person lives for technology, and his blood moves electronics, not oxygen.

Normal Person:
Dude! Did you just get that RFID implanted into your arm to open your house door, and start your car?

Ubergeek: No... I've had it since I was 4...

Normal Person: That's the GEEKIEST shit I've ever seen!

by Tasomaniac August 22, 2008

geekyness

(Adj) The degree to which one is a geek; Measurement of geek.

Russ bolstered his geekyness by rattling off the seven OSI layers.

by grizzl3 September 29, 2009

GEEKONISE

The transformation from a dude to a geek is called getting geekonised. The ultimate product is a Geek-on a organism that belongs to the Geek-dom. Geekonisation happpens mostly due to pressure from the guards of the Geek-dom a.k.a teachers. Once inside the Geek-dom there is no way out. Geekonisation is not reversible......

Raj, "Dude u gettin Geekonised day by day"

by the to-be-geekonised May 18, 2011

geokinesis

The ability to manipulate the movement of minerals in the earth using supposed psychic powers.

It is impossible to have geokinesis!

by Faythe Titan March 13, 2016