guys before fries

Guys before fries means guys in a relationship are far more important to girls in a relationship. Because they have dicks and dicks are amazing. *hint* *hint girls*

Girl: guys before fries
Other girls: YES dicks are better

by crai is bae February 10, 2018

Guys Who Are Fries

Something a macho jerkoff says about other men who he's intimidated by. Often these men are better looking and much smarter.

Look at those wankers over there talking to the hot chicks, a bunch of guys who are fries.

by HoldMyBeer69 April 21, 2021

five guys burgers and fries

A heterosexual female or homosexual male who is both obese and promiscuous. “Five guys” refers to the servicing of many men, and “burgers and fries” refers to all the fatty food they eat.

Brenda really makes the rounds whenever she’s not stuffing down cheese and charcuterie plates. She’s no stranger to the biscuit tin and no stranger to the sausage bin. Five guys burgers and fries!

by Nicholas D February 23, 2022

Guys With Fries

Something a macho jerkoff says about other men who he's intimidated by. Often these men are better looking and much smarter.

Look at those wankers over there talking to the hot chicks, a bunch of guys with fries.

by HoldMyBeer69 April 21, 2021