Guy Vision 

A trait that occurs only in men, when he is looking for something he can't seem to find even though it's right in front of his face.

Al: Argh!! I can't find the tomato sauce!

Fred: It's right there on the shelf! You must have guy vision.

Guy Vision by sunsetfunset October 29, 2008

Bad Guy Vision 

The tendency of villains in movies/TV shows to miss out obvious shit, even though it's clearly in their line of sight

"You remember that episode of Prison Break when the FBI agent missed the doctor even though she was right in front of him? That's some bad guy vision amirite?"
"What the fuck are you talking about"

Bad Guy Vision by BathtubBarracuda June 22, 2016

X-Gayvision 

A person or persons who despite claiming to be straight (sometimes just in the closet), constantly spews homosexual inuendo's and gay gestures to excite or entice a person or persons of the same sex.

Bob: "I'm hugry and it's getting close to lunch, what should I eat"?

X-Gayvision: "How about my cock"

OR

Bob: "Can you slide under there and grab my pen that fell underneath your desk"?
XGayvision: "How about you slide under my desk yourself and grab my pen! I'll give you some ink".

X-Gayvision by Linktech Employee September 1, 2011