A gurk - One who downloads more porn than anyone else in a 300 mile radius.
scott is a gurk.
by Gicklepotomus February 22, 2003
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asking someone can they hit that or fuck
Girl- what up
Boy- yoh shawty when you gonna let me gurk
by jamie and kev October 23, 2006
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a big girl who preys on drunk men
Ended up makin out with this gurk last night, she got me again.
by Rocky1989 December 12, 2009
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The act of destroying a bridge by dropping a bomb from an aircraft. Mostly used when the bridge in question are being destroyed for personal enjoyment or in an effort to ward off boredom.
Rather then bringing my unused bombs back to the Aircraft Carrier, I used them to gurk bridges I passed on the way.
by launchedsquid April 20, 2019
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The opposite of geek .

(Generally) - Lacking in the knowledge of the technical and textual

complexities of the Internet .
I am a computer gurk .
by E - FUMBLER August 16, 2008
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1. bevy lord
2. general party attender
1. "Awww watch Alison down that vodka, she's such a gurk!"
2. "Let's attend Sebastion's party this weekend because we're such gurks"
by Jazwaz January 13, 2014
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by GurkGurk February 14, 2019
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