Gurglewak

A middle aged man who masturbates over cats.

"You're a fucking gurglewak." -by Alex

by Alex Lyft October 18, 2019

Gursewak

A Punjabi JATT that is into Bhangra. Can be annoying but is very fun to be around. He cares a little too much about his hair. (Probably spends hours on it) He gets along with almost everyone. He’s hardworking and gets easily angered.

Yo did you see that Bhangra performance?

Yeah he was almost as good as Gursewak.

by onlytheyruth January 30, 2020

gurglegack

An utterance made when a female (or male, if that's your preference) chokes on a cock forcefully, with or without their consent. Also used as a noun or verb.

See chock

"Holy shit, man, I just totally gurglegacked that bitch!"

As she choked, she made a sound like, "Gurgle...gaaack!"

Yeah, that's right bitch, give daddy that gurglegack... sweet, sweet gurglegack.

by A B Garza February 13, 2007

Gurgleable

A liquid that is able to be gurgled

That water definitely murdered my thirst it is very gurgleable

by Trumperdumper June 3, 2021

Gurglefart Fiasco

When you thought you could trust a fart to be low profile on a hot day, but due to your seated position it starts bubbling up through all of the creases and crevices covered in sweat, resulting in being unsure whether you've shat your pants or not

"I'm glad I'm finally able to take a shower after that Gurglefart Fiasco during the picnic"

by PhatSphoincter October 12, 2025